I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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