Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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