I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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