She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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