You work out of a Hotel?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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