Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
So many bounce houses so little time
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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