paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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