My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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