you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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