Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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