What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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