Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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