better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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