Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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