Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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