so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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