i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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