Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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