Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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