have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Randomize
