He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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