just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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