didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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