she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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