oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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