Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Randomize
