oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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