i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Randomize
