im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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