5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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