question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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