Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
