I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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