her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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