yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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