i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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