I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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