Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I have aggressive nipples.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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