return my video game
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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