You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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