I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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