Kiss
Puke
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
They are going to name an STD after you.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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