Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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