what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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