Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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