Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Randomize
