Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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