when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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