So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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