Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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