escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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