I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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